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The awkward moment when you make a reference to a TV show and nobody gets it.

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Drying your hands when there isn't any paper towel

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heyfunniest: THIS BLOG. THIS!

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heyfunniest:

THIS BLOG. THIS!

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teacher: okay class, listen, get out a piece of lined paper, fold it length wise, put your name, date, and period in the upper right hand corner, title it "____ notes", and number 1 through 25 without skipping lines

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teacher: okay class, listen, get out a piece of lined paper, fold it length wise, put your name, date, and period in the upper right hand corner, title it "____ notes", and number 1 through 25 without skipping lines
student 1: how do we fold it
student 2: do we skip lines
student 3: can i have some paper bro
student 4: do we have to title it
student 5: what's the date

laugh-addict: Marta Ibarrondo’s...

Sun, 18 Nov 2012 04:43:24 -0500

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basilton: In the early years of space flight, both Russians and...

Sun, 18 Nov 2012 04:42:38 -0500

basilton:

In the early years of space flight, both Russians and Americans used pencils in space. Unfortunately, pencil lead is made of graphite, a highly conductive material. Snapped graphite leads and particles in zero gravity are hugely problematic, as they will get sucked into the air ventilation or electronic equipment, easily causing shorts or fires in the pure oxygen environment of a capsule.

After the fire in Apollo 1 which killed all the astronauts on board, NASA required a writing instrument that wasn’t a fire hazard. Fisher spent over a million dollars (of his own money) creating a pressurized ball point pen, which NASA bought at $2.95 each. The Russian space program also switched over from pencils shortly after.

40 years later snide morons on the internet still snigger about it, because snide morons on the internet never know what they are talking about.

ababyhamster: sparklegenocide: ohsnapitsnik: themountainlionsr...

Sun, 18 Nov 2012 04:38:45 -0500

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sparklegenocide:

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remember when this circulated around tumblr and everyone was just like

what the f u c k

just watch it omg

I just spent 3 minutes screaming why i don’t understand at my computer

i just spent 3 minutes laughing and screaming why this and im gonna piss

its fucking back omg

wait i never saw this before o h m y f uc ki n gn god ????

AT FIRST I WAS LIKE OK THIS ISN’T SO BAD AND THEN.

AND THEN.

the definition of yolo

what the fuck did I just watch……

IM DONE

THAT IS A WASTE OF PERFECTLY GOOD FOOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING

tHAt IS RAw asS HAmBurgER WHy

I DON’T UNDERSTAND, WHY WAS THIS SO FUNNY? THAT’S FUCKING RAW MEAT, HOLY SHIT

how did she fit all that stuff in her bathroom

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internetmessiah: i have this growing suspicion that my friends don’t actually like me

Sun, 18 Nov 2012 04:35:04 -0500

internetmessiah:

i have this growing suspicion that my friends don’t actually like me

toocooltobehipster: justsuckmyduck: Are we just gonna ignore...

Sun, 18 Nov 2012 04:35:03 -0500

toocooltobehipster:

justsuckmyduck:

Are we just gonna ignore how Zooey Deschanel aged 50 years in that second gif or what

IM SCREAMING

angeliquor: silentlark: Well, Papa told us to reblog with our...

Tue, 06 Nov 2012 00:57:11 -0500

angeliquor:

silentlark:

Well, Papa told us to reblog with our results. Suck on my 10/10, my fellow intellectuals.

9/10 because I still can’t manage to figure out lay/lie/layed IT’S SO STUPID

English is a dumb language.

thecoldhardground: “What sets you apart may seem like a burden,...

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 04:27:56 -0400

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“What sets you apart may seem like a burden, but it’s not, and most of the time it’s what makes you great.” - Emma Stone

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2x03 - So Many Feels

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2x03 - So Many Feels

Once upon a time on the same side, in the same game And why’d...

Fri, 05 Oct 2012 02:08:26 -0400

Once upon a time on the same side, in the same game
And why’d you have to go, have to go and throw water on my flame.