November 2012
The awkward moment when you make a reference to a...
laugh-addict:
Drying your hands when there isn't any paper towel
laugh-addict:
via laugh-addict
teacher: okay class, listen, get out a piece of lined paper, fold it length wise, put your name, date, and period in the upper right hand corner, title it "____ notes", and number 1 through 25 without skipping lines
student 1: how do we fold it
student 2: do we skip lines
student 3: can i have some paper bro
student 4: do we have to title it
student 5: what's the date
internetmessiah:
i have this growing suspicion that my friends don’t actually like me
October 2012
When you eat something really delicious for the...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
tolaughterandbeyond:
hoganlenderson:
have you ever eaten food just so no one else can have it
there’s actually a word for that
god bless the english language
When I hear someone in public say "Tumblr":
“What you know about that”
September 2012
normal teenagers: has sex, does drugs, parties
parents: don't do it again
me: doesn't do dishes
parents: YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
