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teacher: okay class, listen, get out a piece of lined paper, fold it length wise, put your name, date, and period in the upper right hand corner, title it "____ notes", and number 1 through 25 without skipping lines
student 1: how do we fold it
student 2: do we skip lines
student 3: can i have some paper bro
student 4: do we have to title it
student 5: what's the date

basilton:

In the early years of space flight, both Russians and Americans used pencils in space. Unfortunately, pencil lead is made of graphite, a highly conductive material. Snapped graphite leads and particles in zero gravity are hugely problematic, as they will get sucked into the air ventilation or electronic equipment, easily causing shorts or fires in the pure oxygen environment of a capsule.

After the fire in Apollo 1 which killed all the astronauts on board, NASA required a writing instrument that wasn’t a fire hazard. Fisher spent over a million dollars (of his own money) creating a pressurized ball point pen, which NASA bought at $2.95 each. The Russian space program also switched over from pencils shortly after.

40 years later snide morons on the internet still snigger about it, because snide morons on the internet never know what they are talking about.

ababyhamster:

sparklegenocide:

ohsnapitsnik:

themountainlionsroar:

neonrainbowcookies:

theclockworkarena:

vriskay:

sakestrider:

iheartmiyazaki:

wwizardcraft:

hellfirehotchkiss:

fleshscars:

remember when this circulated around tumblr and everyone was just like

what the f u c k

just watch it omg 

I just spent 3 minutes screaming why i don’t understand at my computer

i just spent 3 minutes laughing and screaming why this and im gonna piss

its fucking back omg

wait i never saw this before o h m y f uc ki n gn god ???? 

AT FIRST I WAS LIKE OK THIS ISN’T SO BAD AND THEN.

AND THEN.

the definition of yolo

what the fuck did I just watch……

IM DONE

THAT IS A WASTE OF PERFECTLY GOOD FOOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING

tHAt IS RAw asS HAmBurgER WHy 

I DON’T UNDERSTAND, WHY WAS THIS SO FUNNY? THAT’S FUCKING RAW MEAT, HOLY SHIT 

how did she fit all that stuff in her bathroom